"The groundhog is off the hook.
An Ohio prosecutor who light-heartedly filed a criminal indictment against the famous Pennsylvania groundhog who fraudulently "predicted" an early spring says he has dismissed the charge. Butler County Prosecutor Mike Gmoser says Punxsutawney Phil has a defense with teeth in it since the animal's handler is taking the blame."
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"...or even land-beaver."
Once, while floating down a river fishing, I heard a beaver flatulate.
"How Groundhogs Day and the Internet exist at the same time is beyond me."
Like the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse, it's pop culture, and it's fun.
So he messed up.....I've certainly seen many individuals escaped the death penalty for much harsher crimes. No need to hang him....
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If we're talking about execution, perhaps we should start with the stupid people who keep this tradition alive. How Groundhogs Day and the Internet exist at the same time is beyond me.
Grounhogs.... nature's furry targets.
He's been wrong before, no reason to kill him.............he probably feels bad enough!
Phil should go AND his descendants!
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Never trust someone with that many alias. Groundhog, woodchuck, whistle-pig or even land-beaver. Why so many names what is he hiding?
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